Regarding the 'no female characters' controversy

It's not that I wouldn't like a playable female character, it's just that I prefer to be one of them glass-half-full people. And if the glass is full of booty, so be it. Plus it makes a good excuse to draw butts comic.

For the confused - these are the characters from Assassin's Creed Unity's co-op mode, Arno included. The controversy is - why couldn't in a team of four be a place for ONE female assassin? Allegedly because females are actually some kind of aliens with ubercomplicated anatomy that doesn't quite look human and it would take years to work it into a game. Funny how the developers of Disney's Frozen said the same thing. Damn, every day I look in the mirror and I didn't know! Hey, a day you don't learn anything new is a day wasted, right?

I also heard some people are disappointed yet another game protagonist is male, worse even - WHITE man with a STUBBLE! Butt let's see the facts: male booty evidently sells better. All major game producers say so! Young hormonal males will likely pay for MALE booty than female booty. And frankly, I can understand why. Just look at dem butts.

As for the picture itself... I went along with the cinematic versions of the guys and I shall forever mourn them ;___; We had Mr. Hunk with an axe and Mr. WhiteButt with his bombs and Mr. Greenbutt who was hot at the time. Now we got three similiarily bearded men, two of them wearing brown. Does anyone else see the downgrade?

And just to be clear - it'd still be young Ezio who wins the booty contest. Hands down. Not even Arno's booty. Not even that.

Greenbutt's got to be my favourite.


Arno Dorian, Mr.Hunkbutt, Mr. Whitebutt and Mr.Greenbutt from Assassin's Creed Unity, coming out October 28 this year